Wednesday, November 11, 2026

The Bachelor Hall of Fame

If there is such a thing, somewhere, as a Bachelor Hall of Fame, Uncle Joe is unarguably in it. He is perhaps the most confirmed bachelor.

Uncle Joe was my father's best friend who he called Joseph.

My father always addressed folks formally by their first names in full syllable: "Hello, Mat-threw." or "Hello, Ma-ry." or "Hello, Ro-bert." It is quite rare in an era where almost nobody bothers saying the second syllables in words, which comes in the era of the acronym, thanks to the smartphone revolution.

Over the years Joseph has been like an uncle to us. So, we call him Uncle Joe or just "Unc".

Uncle Joe looks a lot like Woody Allen, especially the nose and glasses, except Uncle Joe's glass lenses are real, prescriptions, but unlike Woody Allen, Uncle Joe is no comedian.

Uncle Joe, for as long as I have known him, has been single.

For example, Uncle Joe possesses almost no interior decorating skills. There is no female in Uncle Joe's life to keep him honest.

I believe the closest I have seen or heard of him having a girlfriend was at my parents' wedding.

Uncle Joe and my mother's cousin, Betrid, who, of course, we call Aunt Beats, were partners in the wedding, where Uncle Joe and Aunt Beats met. My mother told us that Uncle Joe liked Aunt Beats, but the moment Aunt Beats mentioned that she wanted kids, Uncle Joe ran for cover. I don't blame him.

That said, Uncle Joe could also be thought of as your classic nerd. My mother, who has never stepped foot in Uncle Joe's house, would say that it looks like an electronics store. All throughout his house, there are electronics galore stored on steel shelving.

But it doesn't stop there.

In the house next door, which he purchased, for the last fifteen years or so, Uncle Joe has been building an airplane. It is not a model airplane. It is a full-scale, two-seater, T-top airplane. He once asked me if he could store its wings in our back garage. I said no nicely. If I had said yes, it could have been just the beginning.

He has, though, managed to get me to say yes to storing one of those motorized shopping carts from K-mart. How did he manage, you might ask, to get a hold of a motorized shopping cart from K-mart?

Well, when the K-mart department stores were going out of business and had, I guess you could call it, a "garage sale", Uncle Joe proudly purchased the cart, which, I can only imagine, had been severely discounted.

I guess Uncle Joe has plans of driving the motorized cart around the World's fair of flea markets or estate sales where he is like a kid in a candy store.

About a decade ago my father passed away. Since then, without being asked, Uncle Joe stepped in as our honorary father.

Uncle Joe is always there for us like a real father. Whatever you need, you just ask him for it, and he is there—almost like a genie--but better!

The one thing besides sports I could do well as a child was draw. Boy, did drawing get the attention of the girls. I was a rock star with a No. 2 pencil.

At age 11, I drew a portrait of Pittsburgh Pirate, Dave Parker, and it got me an autographed baseball of the '80 Pirates who were all members of the '79 World Series Champions team.

By college age, one would think for practical reasons, I entered college as an architect major, or, as my father had put it: an "architectural engineer".

But, I came out of college a writer with a smart-bomb of a degree in liberal arts, which is just a fancy way of saying "general studies", and in general, my parents weren't too pleased.

Sometimes though, when the writing isn't going swell, I wonder if becoming an architect would have been the better choice.

One Saturday afternoon about two years ago, my mother and I were exiting our church when we spotted Uncle Joe.

Oddly enough, Uncle Joe—and this drives my mother nuts—never calls before he stops by the house; however, when we are in church, if we don't see Uncle Joe, he never lets us know he is there.

This particular Saturday afternoon, just before we exited the church, I had mentioned to Uncle Joe that I was looking for a wide-format printer to print blueprints.

Things sounded pretty damn promising when I thought that Uncle Joe had said that there was a wide-format printer he could get for free from his cousins' copy shop.

It turned out upon exiting the church, what my uncle was actually referring to was a commercial-grade color copier in perfect working order.

Sadly, even though it was a commercial-grade color copier, my mother and I had no room for it. The garage would have been too cold and crowded, and the attic, forget it. Unless you were Christ, himself, moving this stone up two flights of steps would have been like pushing a boulder up a hill.

My uncle, the confirmed bachelor that he is, innocently suggested putting the copier in the kitchen—or even the living room or dining room.

Needless to say, my mother and I couldn't believe what he had just suggested, and even after we had explained that the kitchen, living room or dining room was no place for a copier, the confirmed bachelor still didn't get it.

A commercial-grade copier is one appliance you shouldn't keep in your kitchen. Is a copier even considered an appliance? A living room or dining room is certainly no place for it, the only exceptions being televisions and stereo rack systems.

Unless you're some kind of nerd or in this case a confirmed bachelor or both, a commercial-grade color copier won't entertain you. Unless, of course, you are Uncle Joe.

Fascinated by 3-D printers, recently Uncle Joe purchased the first of three. He said that he and his friend, Bert, make popcorn and watch the 3-D printer work, taking the printer hours to print things like a coaster.

My mother and I still like to tell the story of the color copier. To me, this only proves that if Uncle Joe ever met a woman, she would fail miserably trying to garage train him or get him to put his toys like a color copier out in the garage.

Yes, if there is such a thing as a Hall of Fame for Bachelors, Uncle Joe, I bet the boat on it, would be in it by unanimous vote.


Why Every Writer Should Own a Manual Typewriter

I am so grateful that computers hadn’t already found a permanent place as an appliance in our life and household during most of my early childhood—and smartphones certainly weren’t around. If they were, they probably looked and felt like bricks, and computers, well, at one time, probably looked like modern pipe organs. If you did have one in your home, you didn’t need a desk. You needed to build an additional room!

What I am grateful for are manual typewriters, and they were still hanging around throughout my childhood.

My first official introduction to the manual typewriter came in high school, when, thanks to my parents, who had drafted me into College English, I had to write, and type, two term papers, one five to seven pages and the second ten to fifteen pages; the regular English class only required one term paper, a mere five pages long. Needless to say, the manual typewriter “was not” my best friend, nor writing.

The manual typewriter I had to use was a Royal typewriter. It had been handed down to me by my father, well, it was there to be used. My mother had bought the typewriter as an engagement present for him who really needed it for college.

Of course, I didn’t see the sentimental value of the typewriter. To me, manual typewriters meant work. It was manual labor. Using them was probably the equivalent to making license plates in prison or placing shirts into automatic folding machines like Woody Allen had to do in Take the Money and Run.

In 1992, I discovered writing the traditional way, in college, where writing, surprisingly, had then gone from work to recreation. I began to use the manual typewriter more and more—occasionally in the college library I would use the sadly soon-to-be-extinct IBM Selectric typewriter with its magical silver ball and super sensitive keys if it was available—and it usually was—to type papers that were due that day or minutes before class. Some things never change.

I don’t remember when exactly it had happened or who had suggested it, but they were surprised that as a writer I still used a manual typewriter and did not use a computer or word processor.

Of course, change is hard, and is probably why we don’t like it, forcing us out of our comfort zones.

I continued writing with a manual typewriter.

Now to be quite honest, computers had made it into our home before they had found a permanent place as an appliance in everyone else’s home. My father, a high school math teacher, had brought us an Apple II computer home from work then later on he had bought us a Commodore 64, complete with a 5 ¼-inch floppy drive and a dot matrix printer, but we, mainly my big brother and I, did not utilize the computer for educational purposes, which my father had hoped for.

For us, the Commodore 64 was an exciting new video games console, a major upgrade from the Atari 2600, and with the floppy drive, we pirated as many computer games as we could—even rigging the disks so that we could save games on both sides.

My baby sister was the first one to type a term paper on the Commodore 64, but we, certainly I, hadn’t paid much attention to what she was doing.

Years later, my big brother bought a PC from Sears, but that, too, equipped with dual floppy drives, was mainly used for video games.

Finally, in, I think, 1997, when I realized I enjoyed writing enough to know I’d be in it for the long haul, I borrowed $200 from the Bank of Grandma to buy a PC with a fast 80286 processor, no mouse, no Windows. It ran a program called Professional Writer. It was Heaven, white text against a sky-blue background.

I began using Professional Writer, and from that day forward, it had changed everything for me as a writer. Sadly, as a fiction writer still learning the structure of storytelling, I never returned to the manual typewriter, wondering how I had ever gone without a word processor.

With the word processor there were magical tools like spell check and cut and paste. I could take a sentence—a paragraph—even an entire page—highlight it and drag it up and down and across pages, without yanking out a single page in sheer anger and frustration from a manual typewriter and having to go through the hassle of typing it all over again. It was a process I remembered all too well in high school when, as Last-minute Matt, I had to pull an all-nighter to finish a term paper, missing the school bus and having to chase it down several stops later.

But all that said, with all the technology that the word process had to offer, I realized it still didn’t—and it still couldn’t—write the paper or manuscript for me. Yes, even though things like spell check and cut and paste were nice, it couldn’t write the story for me.

If I had to step into a high school classroom and talk to students about the profession of writing, and a student were to ask me what they thought would be stupid question: Do you need a computer to be a writer? I’d reply in rapid fashion, “Absolutely not!” In fact, I’d have to be careful not to forbid it!

Again, computers are wonderful tools for writers—for advanced, professional or accomplished writers, but for writers just starting out, the most efficient and effective way to learn how to write is to use a manual typewriter. The road to becoming a proficient writer goes through the manual typewriter.

Computers cannot slow you down like manual typewriters can, and what I mean by slow you down is that computers do not allow us to think our thoughts through before we type them out, unlike computers that make it way too easy not to—I’m speaking more to the folks who type their thoughts directly into the computer.

Computers can be bad for the thought process, allowing us to form the bad habit of not thinking our thoughts through. We know that we can instantly delete words, sentences, entire paragraphs, even entire pages with the touch of a single key. It’s way too easy! Writing is rushed on a computer, and you know what they say about folks who rush in.

Manual typewriters have a way of slowing you down. They have a way of allowing you to see the scenery or graffiti of your thoughts before you type them out. They force you to think your thoughts through much more carefully.

No, the manual typewriter, like the computer, will not write your story for you, but manual typewriters will force you to think your thoughts out through. Manual typewriters will teach you to be efficient enough with writing to enable you to check the math of your writing, to understand why your story may or may not be working, and more importantly how to fix it. Computers won’t do the thinking for you—nor will manual typewriters, but manual typewriters will surely slow you down, enough to get you into the habit of thinking your thoughts through.

Once you’ve gotten into the habit of thinking through your thoughts and are able to go back and check the math of your story, it might be bitter sweet, but you are ready to graduate from a manual typewriter to a word processor, which then becomes a wonderful tool for real or true efficiency.

Remember. Whether you’re using a manual typewriter or a word processor, you are still only typing, not writing, and there is a big difference between writing and typing. A computer can’t write for you, only make bad writing look good on a neatly typed page, which you won’t get away with once it’s read.

When you write, slow down, think your thoughts through, and in the end, it won’t matter which tool you choose, a computer or a manual typewriter, you’ll save a whole lot of time and paper. A computer can’t help you a whole lot if you don’t know how to write. Yes, a computer may be able to tell you if the sentence you’ve written is a fragment or not, but do you know why it is a fragment? If you don’t, sadly you are at the mercy of the computer.

I still have the Royal typewriter I began my journey as a writer with. Sadly, it’s stored in its case in the attic, but one day, when my income affords me the time to, I’m going to get it out and type out an entire manuscript on it—all 350 pages of it. No, it’s not an Underwood, the typewriter that screenwriters typed screenplays with in the good old days of black and white films, and I don’t own one, but, typing on my father’s Royal typewriter is just as sentimental, maybe even more.

Cover Your Act!—When Is Your Script Ready for Script Coverage?

When is your script ready for script coverage? The short answer—not after you have completed your first draft.

For you first-time screenwriters, in case you are not familiar with the protocol of script coverage, I will explain.

Script coverage is a report. It is a rating all scripts receive by script readers based on the quality of the script. These readers are cold-blooded and either work for the studios or used to work for the studios and now own a script coverage firm. A script either receives a Pass, a Consider or a Recommend, Recommend being the highest rating. Pass, to clear things up real quick, is not good.

No matter what kind of writing you do, re-writing will always be a big part of it, seventy-five percent or better of the battle. Screenwriting is no exception. Actually it is more of an exception than novel writing because screenwriting is an even more competitive field.

Okay, so, you have completed the first draft of your script, but trust me. It is far from finished. It is just the beginning. Now the real work begins—re-writing it. Sometimes it takes several drafts before a script is polished to a glorious shine.

And when, you might ask, is a script polished to a glorious shine? When the re-writing becomes less and less, when all loose ends are tied up, when you are touching up your script rather than going through more major rewrites. It is when you believe you can do nothing more to your script to make it any better, when you cannot take it any further, when you can describe your script in 25 words or less.

Now, there are two ways your script receives coverage, which I have mentioned seven paragraphs earlier. Studios automatically give scripts coverage whether you are ready for it or not or whether you want it or not—that is the chance you take when you submit it directly to them. If your script receives a Pass, this may be the end of your screenwriting career before it ever begins. You may not get a second chance.

However, the safer or smarter way to go is “not” to send your script directly to a studio first but rather to a script coverage firm.

Let us say you feel your script is ready. You have taken it as far as you can go. You send it in with souring confidence to a script coverage firm, but, instead of receiving as expected a Consider, your script receives a Pass, which feels like a shot to the gut.

But, this is the most critical difference between studios and script coverage firms—with a script coverage firm it is not necessarily the end of the world for your script writing career but rather it might just be your initiation into the screenwriting world.

Script coverage firms only give scripts test drives. They are actually on your side, and even though they will not act as your agent they are looking out for you. If your script receives a Pass, it is just plain bad, script coverage firms will save you the embarrassment and heartache served up by studios and offer you notes on how to improve your script. Script coverage firms will save your ass. They will save you a second or even third chance to get a script right—or strongly suggest you choose another career path by “freeing up your future”.

In short, script coverage firms will tell you whether or not your script is ready for the merciless eyes of studios. If they advise you not to, do not send it to a studio. Re-write your script until it receives at least a Consider. Yes, Recommend is always best but it is very difficult to receive. A Consider is good enough.

You should not be thinking about script coverage until you feel you cannot improve your script anymore. Even if you think you have written the perfect first draft, imagine how much more perfect it will be after several more drafts. After that and your script sings, before you send it off to a major studio that will automatically give it coverage, send it to a private script coverage firm first. Cover your act!

Why Every Novelist Should Write a Feature Screenplay

In an earlier post, I explained why I thought every writer should own a manual typewriter; in this post, I will explain why I think every writer—especially the struggling novelist like I was—should write a feature script to build a solid foundation for writing fiction, in particular the novel.

Description—or lack thereof—became a major weaknesses in my writing and may have been why I could not exactly write the Great American Novel, having to settle for the Great American “Short” Novel—that and had been told that I could have embellished my thoughts more, which, I thought, could have been purely subjective.

Well, like I have said, lacking in description was a major weaknesses in my writing; the other—I am more so convinced—my lack of understanding structure as in “story structure”—the beginnings, middles and ends of stories, inciting incidents, character arcs—all that good stuff that involves writing fiction.

Back in the 90’s when I was still laser-focused in the pursuit of writing that Great American Novel, I would say for the most part that I really did not know what I was doing. In flight school, student pilots begin flying with a “visual rating”, meaning that they are only permitted to fly during daylight hours, but, once they get their “instrument rating”, they are permitted to fly at night and navigate their way through bad weather, too, when all you have is your instrument panel to guide you through it.

Well, in aviation terms, I wrote with a visual rating; I could only write during daylight hours. No, I am just kidding. What I mean when I wrote, I really only saw the words on the page. If something I wrote was not working like, for instance, with structure or theme, I was not aware of it. I did not know how to check the “math” of my story. I wrote with more style than structure with things like alliteration, or what I sometimes called “broken alliteration”. Structure would have been one gauge on my writing instrument panel I could read; the other would have been theme.

It was not until I was in college, again, this time to pursue a teaching degree—which I did not attain—that I really began understanding things like structure and theme. It had come through the novella I had been writing called “Bad Blood” which eventually became one of three novellas in a collection I published called “Three by the Sea” now entitled “Jamaican Moon and Other Stories”.

I am not saying that during this time, when I wrote “Bad Blood”, that I had mastered structure, but it was beginning to sink in. I was becoming aware of it, which is why I thought my fiction up until this point, even though I had to settle for novellas, was good enough to publish.

Then there was a brief period, a year or two, where I spontaneously wrote and published two children’s books—“Finny the Friendly Shark” and “Timmy the Timid Dolphin”—the later I had illustrated as well.

Several more novellas had followed, which, of course, I had hoped would be long enough for novels; sadly they were not.

Like the children’s books, the phase of my writing that followed next I had not planned for. It involved writing a script—not a short script but a feature script.

But it was not until I had written my second feature script “This Ain’t No Vacation, Sweetheart” that I had to and got officially acquainted with what is formally known as the “Three Act Structure” in Hollywood. It is, I think, the formidable foe at first, the organic chemistry of screenwriting, and I also think it is used to describe screenwriting more than it is to describe novel writing.

Anyway, it was through the second script that I wrote that I officially formed a somewhat solid foundation for structure through the theory of the Three Act Structure—that and, of course, script coverage—when your script gets critiqued by a professional screenplay reader, and more often than not, you are offered or served up several pages notes.

I think screenwriting is more of a technical art than a literary form like writing novels. It is like writing a story in code—not, of course, to take away anything from screenwriting. Screenwriting is a “visual art”, and it was in this “visual art” that I got a good stronghold on structure.


Monday, October 5, 2026

From Physics to Fiction

Most people that knew Matt would bet that he’d would become any one of three things—an artist, an architect, or a professional athlete.

After first grade, a learning disability kept him from moving on to second grade.

He was placed in a lot of remedial math and English classes.

Being in remedial classes felt like punishment. The smart or normal kids were in a classroom directly across the hall, taking pre-algebra, and he wished he could be with them.

Matt wanted to feel smart and wanted everyone to think he was smart.

Once he got to high school, he never told anyone how he felt, not even his parents. No one stopped him, so, he sighed up for classes like physics and chemistry.

It seemed in high school, though he was destined to be an artist. After all, he could draw like the best of them—Da Vinci, Michelangelo.

In high school, his grades in physics and chemistry soured. He almost flunked Algebra if it were not for at least turning in homework; the second time around in algebra was a different story. Everything suddenly clicked, giving Matt hope.

In art, though his grades soared.

But, his junior year of high school, his teacher confronted him with the assignment of making color charts, but color and charts did not rub off on him. His art stalled out at drawing, but that wasn’t the only reason. Matt was afraid of artist. They were weird, spooky, freaky, gay.

He graduated in the middle of his class at no. 32.

When Matt wasn’t in school, he was playing baseball and football with his friends in the backyard and basketball on the neighborhood driveways circuit.

In baseball, he played center field and batted clean up. He could hit home runs almost at will, over whatever row of trees or into any open field he wished, and hardly ever struck out and. He even caught a few fly balls behind his back.

In basketball, he played the shooting guard position with a deadly three-point shot of almost unlimited, unguardable range.

In football, he played the wide receiver position.

But baseball and football in the backyard, and basketball in the driveway didn’t translate too well to high school sports. Stage freight stole any chance of a sports scholarship of any kind.

In college, drafted by his father, he got off to a terrible start! Although his father suggested he study architectural engineering. He still fixated on becoming a physicist.

To put it mildly, he was not the model student but more like a lost student.

In 1987, YSU was one of the few colleges still on the quarter system. The third time wasn’t the charm. Matt flunked out after three quarters.

But, life without college did not last too long. Matt reluctantly returned to a junior college for his girlfriend but still fixated on physics. After graduating he wanted to design high-end speaker enclosures for homes, but numbers requiring scientific calculators still numbed his mind.

Because Matt had scored low on the college entrance exam, Matt was placed in in course called Preparatory English or Prep English, but Prep English, as hip as it sounded, did not sound any better. The worse part of it was it did not even count as credited courses or toward his English requirements. You either passed it, or failed it.

He had some success in College Math I.

Matt remembered being assigned to write one paragraph—apparently a five-paragraph essay was too much for students in Prep English.

For the assignment, he wrote a story called The Jocular Glasses—showing off with the spelling bee word Jocular. He wrote about a family vacation in Canada. During the trip, they passed a man on a bicycle. He had a rear-view mirror attached to his glasses. The contraption that it was looked hilarious!

Writing that assignment, Matt found himself. He found writing. He got an A on that assignment—and all other assignments in that class. As he famously says, he gladly traded his scientific calculator in for a manual typewriter and hasn’t stopped writing since.

He remembered the week before the final. His instructor approached him after class with good news: Not only had she informed that he didn’t have to come for the final—he would have still gotten an A—on behave of the college she told him that he didn’t have to be in that class. The news did not make him feel any better.

If that wasn’t bad enough.

One night, he had come home from work and found a Dear John letter left on his pillow.

Then months later on a very white wintry morning, snow falling heavily, his now ex-girlfriend called. he thought that maybe she called to say she wanted to get back together, but the call was for his sister. his ex had just bought a new car and wanted to ask his sister if she wanted to go for a ride in it.

As miserable as he was, he had writing.

He fled to the basement.

In the basement, on his father's Royal Safari manual typewriter, he began writing away the pain of a broken heart through a short story.

Although Matt never completed the short story ASATAL, which was an acronym for A Story About Telepathy and Love, that is when, he believe, he came of age as a writer.

Although in the beginning, he wrote a lot of stories that went nowhere—false starts as the late Paul Auster called them—he became a freight train of a writer!

To focus on writing The Great American Novel, he dropped out of junior college.

In 1993, he landed his first official writing job as a reporter for The Wolf Traxx Monthly. It was a paper published by WNCD 106 The Wolf, a rock station in Niles, Ohio. He worked there until 1994 when the paper went out of circulation.

On a wing and a prayer and armed without a college degree in the Summer of 1997, he moved down to Charleston, SC. There, he hoped to become a reporter for the two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning newspaper The Post & Courier.

All hope was not lost.

Matt believes that you’ve got to find the humor in everything. He also learned that it took very little to get his imagination going.

Matt returned home late that summer and wrote what he called The Great American Novella—Condo Joe. The Morris Island Lighthouse, a landmark on Folly Beach, inspired the novella.

He began thinking that writing fiction was his true north. He returned to college with direction and focus. In 2000, he graduated with a smart bomb of a degree in general studies.

By 2004, he wrote two more novellas, thrillers—Jamaican Moon and Bad Blood. They along with Condo Joe were published as a collection called Three by the Sea by a Print-On-Demand publisher.

The first review was in by a dear friend of mine, Rita, from Trinidad, and it was a review that any first-time author could only hope for:

I couldn’t wait any longer, so I bought the book off the Internet—cost me a big $18, shipping, etc., but it was worth every penny. A good book, kept my interest to the end.

Rita thought he ought to be writing for TV, but for Matt, it was write the Great American Novel or nothing!

he wrote several more novellas—Girl in a Drenched Prom Dress, Dose of Her Own Medicine, The Hula Girl’s Son, Seaweed, and The Flip,

He applied to the Institute of Children's Literature. Writing an essay was part of the application process. he wrote an essay called The Unusual Gift about as a child having been given a unicycle as a Christmas gift.

He was accepted. I studied under the author Stephen Roos. He graduated in eighteen months and wrote two children's books—Finny the Friendly Shark and Timmy the Timid Dolphin—both published.

In 2008, he thought he'd try writing something completely different—a spec screenplay.

That screenplay became Forbidden. he wrote another feature spec This Ain’t No Vacation, Sweetheart.

Attending a local English Festival, he was formally introduced to Karl Kurlander (co-writer of St. Elmo's Fire). he told him that I had written a couple of screenplays. He suggested that he send a script in for script coverage. he sent in This Ain’t No Vacation, Sweetheart, and in a week was served up a PASS.

He bought the book Screenplay: The Foundations of Screenwriting by Syd Field and re-wrote the script. After several rewrites the script earned a CONSIDER.

During this time he had been been on a book tour with Books Are Fun where he sold and signed copies of Finny the Friendly Shark and Timmy the Timid Dolphin. Finny the Friendly Shark became the third feature spec script he'd write, which after a re-write or two also earned a CONSIDER.

Between 2008 and 2015, he wrote forty-some feature spec scripts and a for-hire an action-adventure feature script 2 Days to Die.

In 2016, he wrote a series of romantic sports novellas—A Better Idea, Everything! He also wrote a collection of short stories, Playing with Water.

In 2024, he was hired to adapt a memoir in a feature script, Against All Odds.

In 2025, he wrote two more romantic sports novellas for the series—The One Thing and The Lucky Gym.

He currently completed the first draft of his latest novella—The Perfect Love.

The genre seems to choose me, and the genre I believe he am permanently planted in—at least for now—is thrillers.

But, what had surprised him—that he had become a writer. He prides in believing it was the only thing he had discovered on his own—and stuck with the most.

Matt lives in his hometown, New Castle, PA, a small town 43 miles northwest of Pittsburgh, which just so happens to be the fireworks capital of the world. His home away from home is Charleston, SC.


The Bachelor Hall of Fame

If there is such a thing, somewhere, as a Bachelor Hall of Fame, Uncle Joe is unarguably in it. He is perhaps the most confirmed bachelor. ...